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Men are more evil then women ? (controversial post)

July 4, 2006

I’m sure some of you are familiar with the circulating internet joke about “Proof that girls are evil”. And above is the rebuttal of women to guys. But whats more interesting is the debate to the joke above in one of the forums.>> hangoverblack: touche
>> hangoverblack: touche
>> Steve-o: Ummm…can i get a spell checker on this one? This validates a side proof that
all female math majors have no grasp on grammar.
>> eggs: 1 h3ar7 8008135
>> J.M.: .
>> Johnny: We do not need your money or time, in fact…
>> Johnny: … we earn more than you and hate being bothered all the time. All we want from
you is sex, it is something biological, and if we do not get enough, we go for
other girls. It is that simple! P.S.: I bet you are fat.
>> daisy_may: yeah, but when its all girls equal evil you laugh your ass off i bet johnny,
isnt that right? well you know what? if you can laugh at us we can laugh at you.
>> Johnny: Daisy: You can laugh at this one, if you look past the fact that the formula
makes no sense at all. Men = Time x Money x Girls x Sex? When was the last time
you paid for your boyfriend when you went to watch a movie or to eat something?
When was last time you bought him flowers? candies? When was the last time you
went to pick him up and brought him home (and not vice versa)? That is right,
never! Girls only spend time and money on themselves.
>> Johnny: But then again, why would I want to argue with you? It is not like you ever had
a boyfriend.


>> daisy_may: thats not true i spend a lot of tiem and money on my bf!
>> Break: This is funny. All the men replying here use correct spelling and grammar while
providing a good arguement, while the one female who responded seems to butcher
the English language and provide no arguement at all. Not exactly trying to
prove a point, just making an observation.
>> Nick: not to be sexist but i got to side with johnny on this, the first one was funny
cause it had a mathmatical value, this is jsut a rash attempt to get even, its
not so much funny as sad
>> Nick: it might have been better if the money and time had been taken out and you had
based it on women=evil and sex=evil and gone from their, but thsi is jsut
pointless
>> Gemma: Has no-one noticed that men come from women? If so, then surely it follows, that
besides this mathematical formula, men are evil! Besides, I have anotehr
formula: men = football times beer times sex; football = -time, beer = -money,
sex = girls = evil; therefore, men = -time times -money times evil. -time =
-money, -money = +/- root evil. therefore, men = +/- evil squared times evil.
therefore men = evil cubed…worse than women. (Apologies for not having the
mathematical symbols on my keyboard)
>> Gemma: Has no-one noticed that men come from women? If so, then surely it follows, that
besides this mathematical formula, men are evil! Besides, I have anotehr
formula: men = football times beer times sex; football = -time, beer = -money,
sex = girls = evil; therefore, men = -time times -money times evil. -time =
-money, -money = +/- root evil. therefore, men = +/- evil squared times evil.
therefore men = evil cubed…worse than women. (Apologies for not having the
mathematical symbols on my keyboard)
>> Gemma: Has no-one noticed that men come from women? If so, then surely it follows, that
besides this mathematical formula, men are evil! Besides, I have anotehr
formula: men = football times beer times sex; football = -time, beer = -money,
sex = girls = evil; therefore, men = -time times -money times evil. -time =
-money, -money = +/- root evil. therefore, men = +/- evil squared times evil.
therefore men = evil cubed…worse than women. (Apologies for not having the
mathematical symbols on my keyboard)
>> WL: Gemma you have a point…it is much more thought out than the one above. While
I agree with Nick and Johnny that this was a feudal attempt to get even, yours
actually makes a little more sense, therefore, you have to be much smarter than
the girl that posted it…are you really a guy?
>> Dean: Your math is flawed, and the equation is invalid. For one of two reasons…
first the fourth and fifth proofs states “girls=sex” and “sex=evil” so that
means that “girls=evil” Sorry. And the second reason is, if men = evil^3, and
evil = sex and sex = girls, then men = girls^3. Which makes no since. Math is
probably not your best subject. Nor is logic.
>> Einsteina~: Not to make any objections, but Dean, English is probably not YOUR best subject:
“Which makes no since” (Third last sentence). Other than that, I agree with your
“mathematical corrections.” =)
>> Jen: have you noticed that this is pointless?? Maths does not explain why men are
evil, the fact that they treat women like crap making them feel hurt and used
makes them evil. plus men are stupid.
>> vince: i thought it was funny…..whether it is true or not cant really be known….but
it was still funny
>> Dallas: Jen is a fatty. 😉
>> tomlin: stupid feminists!
>> eh: Yeah I like this. Being man you cross all these girls with your sex and then
slap them with the money on the face. Taking your time.
>> doyourmath: where did you get the notation that men is the multiplication of time, money,
girls and sex…i couldve been addition or other operations…. and to conclude
it by saying men is worst than evil, is indeed quite wrong, a better way to put
it is to say men is the cube root of evil or better yet evil = girls, men =
(evil)^3, so men = (girls)^3 -> men is better than even any 3 girls combined(if
we are still using the multiplication notation stated by this person…
hehehehe.. there is also a theory that says man has 9 parts brain and 1 part
lust while girls actually have 1 part brain and 9 parts lust ….but this is a
dumb subject anyways
>> bob: but if evil lies on the interval (-infinity,-1)u(0,1) then evil^3
then guys are less than evil.
>> all males: that is noooot
true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
>> Professor Bob: Since in the first proof Girls = Evil, and in this proof Men = (Evil)3, we can
conclude that Men = (Girls)3, in otherwords, Men are worth Girls x Girls x
Girls, or 3 times as much as any WOMAN. ie. Women are worthless.
>> somebody: Men and Women are both smart enough not to commit to one mold. Besides, good and
evil aren’t real things!

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One comment

  1. This is where I believe the whole equation is wrong. First off, when it comes to being a genius all women are beat. How many women can you name in the history of mankind that went down in history as a genius. Now, (if you’re able to find any) how many men can you think of that have gone down in history for being a genius.
    Second off, women are obviously evil. Men do not have alteria motives. When men ask something from a woman or another man, the reason for them wanting to know is obvious. However, women (as conniving and selfish as they may be) ask a question with a different motive. Rather than being straight forward with people, they lie, cheat (does not mean sexually, but mentally) and sink their hefty fangs into men and other women. Men are simple, smarter, and hate to be pissed off. Most like to lay back and have fun. Good vs Evil, Smart vs Dumb, Logical vs Illogical. Men seem to win it all, however. Women are treated much differently than men. Leaving the women to be specially treated. Men may make more when it comes to a job, they may be stronger, faster, due to the way they are built. But women, are paid for, nurtured (opening the door for, taken care of, etc.). So all in all it equals out. So women, stop complaining about what you don’t have, when you get more. And men, stop letting them complain, when we do more so they can get more.
    SO lets due this mathematically.
    Women=Evil, as shown above, however…
    Women=Evil but when +Man,
    Man=Laid Back+Sex+Fun
    Love=Women(evil)+Men(Laid back+sex+fun)
    Laid back=Good
    Sex=Evil
    Fun=Good
    Therefore:
    Love=Evil+Good+Evil+Good,
    See where I’m going?
    Love=Perfect Harmony.
    Which means, Man+Woman=Love=Perfect Harmony.
    By the way, I’m not a sexiest either. Just feel that men are better in most areas of humanity.



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